The Invasion of the Orange....

First of all, thanks to Nathan dean, for introducing this! I can now rant on about things that generally piss me off in todays society...

So, i have been thinking of the things that generally do fuck me off, i do often think i should be on BBC's Grumpy old men.

And whilst having a good cruise around Facebook, i noticed this group:
Now usually, i think what the hell at most of these groups, but nowadays i cant help but think how relevant this is! So im at my college, walking to lesson and about half the girls who are still at school are caked in the stuff! Quite frankly it is discusting,

Looking back to a time when i was in year 7, and make up was about as rare as me suddenly turning black. Naturally, as we get older, lads explore stlyes with hair and clothing, as do girls with make up etc. 6/7 years on and times have changed as society has. Within two weeks of these girls starting school, they have orange masks, its almost like having a town full of David Dickinsons!


Now this an example, being the kind gent i am, i filtered there eyes out ( which i would like to addare like theyve had a round with Mike Tyson), ive no idea what the attraction with it is, but not only do we have the orange to worry about, but now these lasses are getting knocked up with 21 year old plus, its slightly worrying, gone are the times of being normal and civil but no enter a breed of the Slaggy Oompa Lumpas.
A friend of mine reffered to them as beautiful chocolate men, the first word maybe not so. But it astounds me how some parents let their blood go out as they do, and then we wonder why we have so many pregnant kids?
Stage 1: The make up
Stage 2: Going out to Town at 14/15
Stage 3: Meet a "Lad"
Stage 4: Baby
Stage 5: Sorry love, wheres your life gone?

It maybe a pointless issure to raise but it does piss me off, however let the little tarts get on with it, gives me more to write about!